You know the “nothing” that I do all day…

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Have you heard the mom joke…

…you know, this one…

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

bahahaha…well, here is part of my day…

Reader request…Karen!

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Karen will be attending her niece’s high school graduation in CO. in May, and is wondering what to throw into her suitcase…the grad is outside and she is refusing to pack dress pants LOL. Hmmm…let’s see what I can throw together for you Karen!!!

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OMG…ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!!!!

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Are you darlings the luckiest people around or WHAT?!?!

I have a GORGEOUS giveaway this week from one talented lady…I keep finding all these fabulous artists on etsy…I can’t get enough! This week’s giveaway is from Mary Jane Westermark of Montana Treasures by MJ, and all I can say is…WOW!

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I would pair this with a white tee, jeans and boots…instant outfit. LOVE it!!!

Up for grabs is one necklace, your choice!!!!!

Now, to enter…

1- Head on over to Mary Jane’s etsy page, check out her gorgeous pieces and report back to me…comment on your favorite piece or color combo or what you would wear it with!

2- Head over to her NEW facebook page, like, and come back here and leave a NEW comment telling me so!

3- Tweet, facebook, blog or all three (!) for additional entries! Every time you do so, comment here and tell me!!! Feel free to tweet, facebook or blog every day of the giveaway and re-enter everyday!!! (The more the merrier!!)

*giveaway will run until Friday (May 11th) midnight and I will post the winner on Sat!!*

JuNkBUcks WiNNer!!

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I like writing my words all CAP and lowercase like that…

ANYWAYS.

Thanks soooo much for all the entries and Junk Gypsy LOVE!!! I think there will be A LOT of channels tuned tonight and there is even a JunkGypsy themed baby shower today!!! That is sooo fabulous!! But of course, only one winner…

And that is…

Ready…

Is this annoying yet?!

LOL

via random.org the winner is…

#22~LeAnna!!! “Awesome giveaway! Unfortunately, I won’t be watching it either. I still live in the stone ages and don’t have cable/satellite tv! So, we can mourn together! “

*LeAnna, email me at thefarmerstrophywife(at)hotmail.com and we will get you shopping!*

Congrats LeAnna!! I am sorta glad I am not the only one missing out tonight…and there are a few meanies in the group rubbing that in! OUCH! ;)

I am soooo excited for you all to watch and PLEASE someone tweet/email/facebook me about it…and I will need ALL the details!!  And thanks again SOOOOO much to my babes, the Junk Gypsies!!! Have fun tonight!!!